We do the Laundry Tonight for FUN.

Give me a second I,

I need to get my laundry straight

My pile of cloths are rising up higher than the Empire State

So I get the machine running to finally come clean

‘Bout all the dirty laundry that I’ve been accumulating, and

I know I should’ve done this days ago

I know I’m trying to delay

But between the shorts and over coats,

The jeans that I own with holes, you know

I’m trying hard to do the task.

So if by the time the laundromat closes

And I feel like I’m not done

I’ll carry it back home

[Chorus] x2

Tonight

I’m not done

So I’ll go back to the laundry

Cos I was lazy, and it’s not FUN.

[Chorus] x2

Now I know that it’s not

All that I got

I guess that I, I just thought

Maybe I could wear these for ‘nother day

But the jeans can hold

For on-ly so long

Then I’ve got to go back to the mat

[Chorus] x2

Tonight

I thought I’m done

But I’ve got to back to the laundry

Cos I was lazy, and it’s not FUN.

[Chorus] x2

Go to the laundromat (Nananananana)

Do the laundry tonight (Nananananana)

Go to the laundromat (Nananananana)

Do the laundry tonight (Nananananana)

The moon is on my side (Nananananana)

I have a reason to run (Nananananana)

So will someone come and help me tonight (Nananananana)

The angel’s arrived (Nananananana)

She says she delivers (Nananananana)

So I’ve found someone to carry me home tonight (Nananananana)

[Chorus] x2

Tonight

I finally found someone

A friend to help me do the laundry

Cos I am lazy, but now it’s FUN.

[Chorus] x2

So if by the time the mat closes

And I am finally done

Can I take you out tonight?

*Imagine the laundromat being a place of bittersweet violence with dresses and bleach thrown around and people being banged into laundry machines

Note from self: Link to the original song "We Are Young" by FUN. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts