The Monk and the Priest.1.- The Memoirs of Occam

To those who believe in God: Good for you.
For those who don’t believe in God: Good for God.

I am not making any statement here, nor am I implying you to imply that I am implying anything. Does everything we do need to have significance? Does it count? Who counts our sins when all we count are our blessings? Was the world created in 7 days? Why are there 7 days in a week? Why did Voldemort have only 7 horcruxes? Why wasn’t his nose a horcrux? Or was it?

Questions such as these are cannot be given a direct reply for they have none and funnily enough, no one would answer them even if they could. Why, you ask me? Well I can’t be answering all the fools in the world. I meant the answers for the questions. Honest.

Assume that, I did so otherwise. Assume that, I have insulted you. Assume that, I have used sarcasm to put your self-righteous honor in the mud. Assume that, you take it up as a personal grudge against me. Assume that, this leads to a feud. Assume that, my mama whoops yo mama so bad that this yo mama joke doesn't make any sense. Assume that, you didn’t assume the above mentioned assumptions. Assume that, you assumed that I assumed you to assume that it was a double ended pun. Assume that, I assume you still know what we are assuming. Hmmm, I don’t know about you but let’s assume that I do and I’d say you’ve stopped reading somewhere in the middle. #TROLL #Iknowitdoesnotworkhere #Donotputupastatusmockingme #Itpissedmeoffthelasttime

Assumption is not a verb. Neither is it an adjective. It is a noun. As a matter of fact it is an abstract noun. I just made it sound fancy and gave you a free lesson in English. Testing you am I? So sue me.

Notice the question mark’?’? Was I testing your magnanimous patience or was I putting forth a point, assuming there is one. Assuming there is one I will get to the point I have been trying to make. Assuming no one is going to reach this far through this blog post (well even I wouldn’t) I assume it is safe to say those few that assuming things in your life will screw it up, more than significantly. Make the least number of assumptions in every wake of your life.

Facts beget perfection. But never assume a fact to be true. The only true entity in the world is the faith you put up on yourself for the only variables are you. Lose yourself to find your inner self and the day you try to achieve enlightenment, that is the day you know the true meaning of illumination of the soul.

Now assume I was testing your magnanimous patience. What good would that do? I would lose the already trickling few who care to give me the 500 page views per post? Assume I did, so does that mean my life ends? Well my friends, let me tell you a small story about a monk and a priest…..