Murdock Memories- World for One

“Five is for friends, four is for family, three is for trouble, two is us, but still I live in a world for one.”

No one is supposed to be here. Why are there so many fickle minded folks? Question of my life I suppose, live and ignore the ones you let live. Well what has to be done has to be done. No turning back now. Walk in, identify target, walk up to target, primary objective, optional objective presented, mission accomplished. But it had to be screwed up didn’t it.

Walk in
The door works only one way. Ever heard of efficiency fooliot!

Identify target
Target missing. Punctuality and professionalism go in the same line, but it’s just that my name sounds better when in the same sentence with fashionably late with tinge of arrogance. But I had to be punctual, how else can I screw something up?

Walk up to target
Okay, who am I kidding. Mission objectives changed. Identify secondary objectives, a carnal lust or fruitless jabbering with politically incorrect immature misconceptions of the human race? That’s a no brainer, obviously the latter.

Secondary objective 1
Smile. Nod. Smile. Laugh on cue. Smile. Nod. Shake head in indecisive manner. Smile. Look around. Smile. Add non lexical in above interaction where ever possible. Smile till cheeks hurt.

Secondary objective 2
Go for carnal lust at a properly timed awkward moment which backfires so badly that you premonition version of awkward silence that follows a talk about awkward silence draws no laughter. *Crickets chirp right on que* AWKWRD.

Secondary objective 3
FAIL.

Primary Objective
EPIC FAIL.

Optional objective
Listen to Aqua for piece of mind or watch Star Trek for a reality check. End up listening to fake indigenous songs. *Close Enough*

Mission status
*Like a Boss*

MORAL:
When one sees the world around them, they see it in their perspective. How they could have done things, how they would like things to be, how they could be selfish and narcissistically demented and psychotically pathetic in being a stubborn self assured sob, how they can influence lives to serve their ends just because they can instead of using it to serve a higher cause. They haven’t gotten the calling as they have closed their ears to other people’s views and opinions, ie they have put God on the list of Universal DO NOT DISTURB. Bottom line, “When everything is not what it seems, compassion and heart matter more than protocol, procedure and orthodox professionalism.” What is protocol but a means to an end to achieve what passion can. And more efficiently at that.