(Untitled, unnamed, unthinkable, unbelievable)

There is a saying in Indian Veda scriptures that say,

”Maatha, Pithaa, Guru aur Bhagvan.”
It translates to; One’s Parents and teacher come in order of respect in heart before God..

“I can never been your Stan,
for everyone is your fan,
the world can but bow
down to our Jack Sparrow..
He’s as fit as a fiddle,
converses in riddles,
he beat Bruce Lee in judo,
he is the Bhutto..
Wise as a mage,
looks like a sage,
with time minds damp,
but not our champ..
A small wall that we built,
armed with wisdom to the hilt,
built under the hut,
that is Nut……”

Some days, one may walk across the mini OAT in our college and witness a mob or extraordinary set of exclusively enthusiastic extroverts gathered mostly hogging each other’s lunch. But in essence, the group is a multi regional, multi talented group of multiple personalities who are known as Kuttisevurians. Under normal circumstances one may also find an unnaturally thin, white, short, asian who is a relentless pursuer of intellectual information seated in a humble manner atop the Ascending Steps of the Stairs to Enlightened Vision. He is The Vignesh.

What happened in room 23 stays in room 23 but the very fabric of detail is too authoritatively authentic to be true. Tales of great deeds spread of a man of unthinkable IQ could be contained within walls! Something happened there. If not for the fact that I was there to witness it, I would have never believed it. Even now I don’t. You may ask that why should you believe it. Trust me, in the end, you will want to.

The human mind is a processor, in the terms of the computer age that has now long passed. But this disciple of the cult is the ultimate constantly upgrading version of perhaps the most creative processor this world will ever see. His very day to day activity is an outcome of wit and valorous. It mostly is shown through his humorously thought provoking statuses. No one would beg to differ. Provided the mind also works like an AI (or is it the other way around now?). It grasps and learns to imitate, to replicate, to reproduce, to reincarnate ideas, to reinvent, to re-evolve. Man may have fallen from grace and the less important evolution tree. But the mind is constantly evolving, learning from mistakes. Now to find how a genius’s mind works, I would suggest you, O esteemed reader, to contact The Vignesh.

Now a basic sneak peek into the in-depth analysis of the mind that beget the lines of multi-magnitudinal meaning. Best place to start? His lines of multi-magnitudinal meaning.

(Classification is on strictly wide basis)

1. Word play: Possibly the most widely enjoyed form of illuminated philosophy it also happens to be the most sought after mode of conveying a message to spark a thought. Ranging from punny puns to moronic oxymoron and from rhythmic rhymes to astounding alliterations, his hold over the figures of speech is commendable (pun NOT intended).

Tribute- Sympathetic has the word pathetic in it.

2. Politics: Probably the most pathetic state of affairs in a country arises due to politics. I still do feel that in a state, there’s a party always going on and they run the state by listening to their ego rather than their instincts and sense, let alone the people. As much as the sorry state of affairs is highly comical and ironically, it takes talent to cross a toe across the line and save skin. He can slip through to the other side and be back before the opposition knows what hit them. VIGNESH FOR PRESIDENT.

Tribute- If communism had prevailed in the world, architects would be extinct

3. Sequels: If something is a hit, what do you do? Build on it. A witty status works just the same way. Most people mess sequels up. But then, he is not most people.

Tribute- I know why communism never was a hit. All women couldn’t stand wearing the same thing.

4. Emotion: A man who makes other to think is a man of honor. A man who makes other to feel, to learn to live is a man of far greater honor. He is a teacher. He is a guru. He is The Vignesh.

Tribute- A man is like a tree. Simple. When you are above him, you see his labor’s fruits, his achievements and how far and wide he’s spread. But when you are under him, you see his true labor and strength. But not a woman, for she is like the wind that passes by the tree, seemingly everywhere yet nowhere.

5. Originality and Mystique: Even religions and societies imbibe or mould around a previous entity of same class. A thought is not different. Yet the passion to deliver in a manner the world has never seen before is the mark of a true gentleman. An allure surrounds the masterpieces as he makes them just out of reach of the mortal mind. Hmmm, I have always wondered why he doesn’t eat. I heard ichor n organic foods don’t mix well.

Tribute- The above four tributes are original and I bet no one understood it.

In a way I must say, that most of his works are seemingly random and out of the blue until the connection cord is struck. There always is one for no general statement is truly general. But I do not say that his strings of wisdoms are not understood. Or maybe I do. You know what they say; a genius is never understood in his time.

In short he’s a Fred and George package.

PS: HUNTO!

PSS: I you really didn’t get what I’ve written its okay. You will not be alone. And for the record this is an appreciation (though highly understated) of the man behind it all. The tributes are just a result of me trying to think like him. Well writing a blog is way more simpler when you have a role model.

PSSS: Sounds wrong in a certain level.