Brand India

Oh boy. The ultimate fact that a truly democratic country is impossible to maintain is a fact. Look at Athens. They had corruption issues way back in 500BC and it was more like Rajya Sabha and not “democracy” in its truest sense. Not everyone can have a say, nor can everyone take part. Actually, everyone just SHUT UP. You brought me to power and that’s all. Now it’s my rule of tyranny and dictatorship. Or so is the modern sense of Indian democracy. Forget democracy. There are countries in the world doing way better than “democratic republics”. Yes, most gulf countries have monarchs where a family rules the country and the king means more to the people than their own problem. Or not, for well, in the end it is every man for himself.

Education is a right everyone is entitled to. Literacy and education have their own differences. But the subtlety in the difference between the two and knowledge is too small yet highly complicated to comprehend. But the ironically comical fact is that the government plays with the lives of the youth of today. Today’s youth is an evergreen tag that has a greater sense of meaning and responsibility which every young mind in the country understands but is confused as they grow older. Reality is a hypocrite. Ego between political parties, corruption and big headedness is costing the future of minds that hold the eternal flame of the future of the world! The governments of today make us wonder if they ever even grew up. To hell with them, makes me wonder if it’s about time they grow a brain.

Oh God, please save the queen, and bless America while you are at it. If time permits help the Karnataka government to select a Chief Minister. I heard they have asked you to vote too this time. The least you could do is give them the sense to not select the CM by coin toss or thy forbid, rock, paper, scissor. But if they do select by means such as so mentioned would it be possible to telecast it? I love reality shows.

Ok, I was just kidding. Come on, let’s face it. I do not like reality shows. The commercialization of “reality” is an even more nauseating aspect. I actually despise reality shows. They are the biggest irony of the millennium. But saying so makes me a social outcast in the modern cultured and civilized world. Yea yea, whatever.

Parents and teachers have brainwashed the kids these days to think in terms of stereotype of individuals. People please think again! Life is not a Hindi serial!! Media these days not only play the sole role of communication but the dual role of inception and deception. They are the victim and the judge, the civilian and the politician, the douchbag and the dirtbag. But amongst all this pile of unadultered crap I find a truth. Life is but a king size pack of lies of a better greener side of pasture in the meadow of chance and opportunity to a better life.

But what is chance I ask thee. I shall cut the crap and get to it. Chance is of three main types or kinds.
1.) Chance: It is an opportunity. It is a hope. A ticket to fame and fortune, or maybe not. Ever heard of hard work? Yeah, thought so.
2.) Chance: It is a verb. It is a word. It is the promise to love. Circumstances lead to all but one moment that mankind wishes everyday to chance upon.
3.) Chance: It is a boon. It is a bane. It might but all mean you move back three spaces and find yourself in Old Kent Road.
Or that’s all matters here.

Speaking of what matters to an Indian, amongst other sectors, the film industry is by far the single most hottest, glamorous, glittery and idiotic thing that has single handedly ruined the Indian mind and the perspective of the Indian way of life. People feel branding us is going to work? Hell with them. Russell Peters is not your source of what the average Indian is. It is not even close. Do not underestimate us, FOR WE ARE AS STRONG AND UNITED AS WE ARE DIVERSE!! ARE WE NOT, MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN!!!
*Not a sound from the crowd. Not a soul stirring. Why? Well I am not a celeb. Nor am I in politics to give you money to cheer for me. And I surely am not hired by the opposition to go on a fast unto death (or until the ruling party pays me more)

Every man for himself was not the way of any human. If one speaks for you, do at least cut the guy some slack. Some do. Most don’t care you exist. Stereotyping an Indian is the most difficult thing to do. The country is not filled with Sardars, nor does it have NRIs’ attempting an accent. To be honest, those accent buggers hardly even come to their native country. I am patriotic, I might be chauvinistic. But standing still for the national anthem is a rare sight but is essence, deep down within, when every fiber in our body rebels and revolts every time we hear the tune, we sing the song with our heart and soul. When every hair in our body raises, and we salute the spirit of the Aryan race, we all think and know only one unsaid truth; Untied by the most random and diverse social structure, WE ARE INDIANS!
JAI HIND

PS: I swear that i am up to no good. No, not solemnly.

NOTE TO READERS: Hey readers. I just wrote this because I felt like I had to say something about it (Not really. I was just bored.). I am not about to change the country for better or do anything about anything I have complained about. Heck, if i did, what makes me a "true" Indian, huh :P