The Indian Lazybug

It is not my intention to court hate mails for stereotyping but human beings are lazy; this generation is progressively lazier than the one that came before. While I refuse to appease my conscience and elaborate on the previous statement, I will point out *poke poke* that this is a culmination of very stressful day where I had nothing better to do than start writing again. Two years ago I lost interest in writing stuff on my blog. It was not a personal reason. It was not because I had to deal with the Hazmat team I employed to clean my room. It was not even a valid reason. It was laziness. But why shouldn’t laziness be a valid reason to stop doing something?

Laziness is not a means to any end. If you think that laziness is a means to an end then you are mistaken and the word you are looking for is patience. It is either that or your end result is to get nothing done. Laziness is a virtue if anything. However, it still carries a negative connotation. People do not understand that while laziness is not a means to any productive end, it is a byproduct of various such means. I do not want to go vegetable shopping anymore not because I am guilty every time I pick up a potato only to eat it, but because I am lazy. No hurting potato feelings. No Holy Moly. Laziness is a valid reason. Deal with it B|

They say, necessity is the mother of invention. When the need arises to achieve a purpose human beings get innovative and creative. However, laziness is often the mother of necessity. I always liked to imagine that Charles Babbage created the difference engine because he was too lazy to do math. That is not the truth but it is how I like to think of it. 

You may ask, “But if one is lazy to do anything productive, isn’t that detrimental?” Why someone would do anything at all in the first place when they set out to not do something is surely a paradox of sorts someone has or has not thought about. Or maybe it is a paradox so meta that someone must have thought about but must have been too lazy to do anything about it. *mind==blown*

Well, that brings me to the Indian Somberi (Lazybug). To further prove my point, I will leave this here as food for thought. 

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