Monday, October 24, 2011

Misinterpretation

This is not an article by a male chauvinist. To be frank, I don’t even believe that there can exist such people. But why do such titles be bestowed upon innocents when it’s the other way around? We are not the set of people who are asking for reservations everywhere. We are not the set of people who ask or have a separate bus for us. We don’t even have the authority to demand what we want to eat for dinner!!

This is an outrage. This must stop. Countries are toppled and communities have fallen, nations have been razed and still notoriety of the female population prevails. There is a reason why the British are not a super power as they once were. You know why? It is because girls no longer have not the tiniest bit of respect for a gentleman. Troy fell, burnt off the face of the earth, why? Girls :/

Now that made good movies but was it for greater good? The whole perspective of greater good to teenagers meant nothing more than what was good for them to be able to look good in from of the ones they wish to impress. The most primitive of characteristics come into play are the most serene emotions which neither of us need to be reminded of any more. Yet the good they (I refer to the first and most reasonable-r of the two most unecofriendly species in the world, ie man.) do is lost to the latter “they”. Hence what is the use of putting in the most probable of productive time to no-good use? Hope… Another “mis-interpretation” I say.

There is a war going on out there longer than you and I can ever imagine and we are in it. We might as well try to fight for our side whilst our brief stays in this world. They say life is short, for it indeed is, and art is long for it truly is, but you know what is longer? A girl’s list of what she wants. Wanting is not wrong, but wanting everything is wrong, and so if wanting everything and not wanting the one person to be happy who means to mean the most to you. Yes, I of course meant your parents *rolls eyes*

I am at knife point. I am made to write this article for a source which has promised our kind salvation, salvation from the years of oppression. The “others” have suppressed us but for no longer. We never spoke up, and those who did have been slyly dealt and charged with the offence that we take liberties against their kind. Blasphemy in the name of a guy! Excuses are made, offences unpunished, faults unnoticed, all under false pretexts and hiding behind the name they bear. They are the reason we men are discriminated based on gender and this must stop!

Even now, I do not say that every guy and gal out there is going to understand what I am trying to convey nor do I imply that I am going to be interpreted properly. I do not say that this era is an age where we are being overrun nor that this age is an era in which the “others” overrun us. I do not say that I have mentioned all of the tactics of the Mistresses of Misinterpretation nor do I claim that men are not the Masters of Manipulation. All I want to say is “Aaniya puddunga vendam.”

-Retarded Kid

2 comments:

  1. Shravan,
    You need to understand this. Its not about female chauvinism. It is a battle much beyond that.

    Tell me, on a very unrelated note, do we discuss about the vastness of the sky, the depth of the ocean, the serenity of Nature? NO. Why? Perhaps because it is way too obvious.
    But we DO discuss about the plight of women in various (almost every) country across the globe. Ever wondered why? Maybe because it IS pathetic.

    It isn't about anything else, except for demanding gender equality.

    Do you follow the news? Have you heard/read about what is happening to the women of Egypt?
    You live in your comfort zone. Step out of it. Look at the plight of women in the Northern India or in Islamic nations. If it doesn't pinch your heart, you are retarded indeed.

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  2. Nandini,
    Women of the world are a race of distinctive people whom I have grown over the years to respect more than even I could ever comprehend. I speak not about them, but about the millions who flaunt what they have, driven by Mammon's reins into a comfort zone that makes them pity themselves. That is what is pathetic. I have nothing against the women of the world, from Anne Frank (yes, woman) to Hallie Berry. But I speak out against those insolent many who have the audocity to critisize when all the do is whine on and on like somebody would give a damn. I speak out against those who have fallen victims (yes, victims) to the commertial era of a society that is just as greedy and selfish as a cuckoo, yet seem to do naught more than embrace their misfortune and try to benefit of it. That is just pure EVIL !!! Anyway :P I was just bored so i wrote this :P. Nothing serious, but on a note that suggests otherwise, women are slaves of what the society makes of them. If they chose to rise above those shackles I'll be the first among billion others to encourage them, but if they do nothing but resign to their "fate", then that is something I just detest.

    Oh and thanks once again :) :) :). Do check out the others too :). n feel free to be as critical as possible :)

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